Following several complaints, the board has issued new guidelines on boardroom seating. The head of the table belongs to the Chairman. The seat to his right belongs to the CFO. The seat to his left belongs to whoever arrives first with a snack.
The table itself is not to be sat on, except by the Chairman. The window ledge is open to guests. Anyone seated in the wrong chair will be quietly asked to move, then loudly asked, then asked by Margot, which is the final stage. We thank all attendees for their cooperation and their fur.
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