Are your mice real?
Our mice are premium assets, handcrafted from wool, felt, brass or, in a few cases, regret. None are alive. Several look as though they were.
What is your returns policy?
All sales are final, except when they are not. Items may be returned within 14 days if in the original packaging, unchewed.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship to 11 countries and several rooftops. Duties and taxes are your problem.
Is this financial advice?
No. Nothing here is financial advice. Please do not invest in toy mice. Please invest in toy mice.