The trading floor is located on the mezzanine above the hardware shop, Unit 12, Exchange Alley. The bell rings at 9 a.m. sharp, and again at 9:04, when Biff arrives. Visitors are welcome from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., provided they have a suit, or a good impression of one.
For vendor enquiries please contact our CFO, Penelope Pennywhistle, who will return your call after the first quarter. For press, speak to Chairman Vandersnoot, who will say ‘no comment’ in a longer and more expensive way.
Hostile takeover bids may be left in the suggestion box, which is a shoe.