Merger Announced: Two Toy Mice Become One

In a deal valued at 12 dollars, the Marketplace has approved the merger of a plush grey mouse named Colin with a felt brown mouse named Doris. The new entity, Colin Doris Holdings, will have a combined tail length of 31 centimetres.

Both parties stated that the merger would deliver ‘significant synergies’, chiefly the sharing of stuffing. Shareholders have raised concerns about overlapping product lines, as both mice are in the business of lying on the floor. The deal is expected to close following a thorough inspection by a cat in a bow tie, who will mostly sniff.