Effective Monday, all trading floor staff must wear a waistcoat. This includes analysts, brokers and Biff, who has argued that his fur is a waistcoat. The Chairman has ruled that it is not.
Waistcoats are available from the staff wardrobe, which is a drawer. Approved colours include navy, charcoal and pinstripe grey. Bow ties are encouraged for senior staff, and tiny briefcases are permitted for those carrying documents, treats or evidence. Anyone discovered without a waistcoat will be asked to leave, then asked to come back, then asked what they were doing.
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