After four years on the trading floor, analyst Hamish is leaving to start his own firm, Hamish & Associates, a one cat operation based in a shoe box. The Chairman has granted him a golden parachute worth six tins, a pocket watch and an unopened fish.
Hamish will be missed for his sharp eye, his steady hand and his ability to look serious while falling asleep. His desk has been reassigned. His chair has not, as it has become a minor shrine. A farewell cake was prepared and promptly lost when the staff held a vote on who would test it.
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