Mittens Holdings, a boutique maker of hand stitched mice, has announced plans to list on the Mouse & Mogul exchange at an offer price of 3 dollars a share. The company, founded by a calico named Mittens in her kitchen, has grown to a staff of eleven and three ovens.
Analysts expect strong demand. The prospectus describes the business as ‘cute, ruthless and probably legal’. The only risk factor cited was the founder’s habit of eating the product. Shares will begin trading at 9:30 on Friday. Please do not eat the shares.
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