In a stunning move this afternoon, Mouse & Mogul acquired the east windowsill from a rival firm, Baxter and Sons Sunbathing, for an undisclosed sum, believed to be six tins and a lick of cream. The windowsill offers excellent light, a view of pigeons and a long term growth outlook.
Baxter’s CEO, an elderly orange cat named Gus, described the deal as ‘robbery’ and left the building in a huff. We view the acquisition as a strategic opportunity to consolidate the sunbeam sector, and we expect the synergy to be warm.
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