Mouse & Mogul reports third quarter revenue of 52,700 dollars, an increase of 28 percent on the previous quarter. CFO Pennywhistle called the numbers ‘encouraging, if you squint’. Net profit was 6,100 dollars, after adjusting for the cost of one lost brass mouse.
- Active vendors: 62, up from 51
- Average sale: 31.50 dollars
- Customer satisfaction: 88 percent
The Chairman described the result as ‘a victory for capitalism’, then asked what capitalism was, then asked if there was cream in it. The next report will be published in January, subject to the CFO locating her glasses, which are in the Chairman’s bed.
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