Category: Products

The Marketplace is delighted to announce its Halloween collection, featuring a range of themed mice for the collector who wants a little fright with their dividends. Highlights include the Vampire Mouse, with tiny felt fangs, and the Ghost Mouse, a white sock with eyes.

Prices start at 6 dollars and rise to 55 for the Pumpkin King, a hand carved wooden mouse with a candle holder in its stomach. All items are certified spooky by an independent panel of one black cat. Purchases made before 25 October include a free bag of ‘witch’s hair’, which is a bag of wool.

Our Mouse of the Month for September is the Pinstripe Pete, a wool mouse in a tailored grey suit with a gold felt tie. Handcrafted by the vendor Gilded Whisker, he stands 14 centimetres tall and has the look of a mouse who has seen things, and billed for them.

Pete retails at 38 dollars and has an estimated lifespan of three weeks under heavy use, or two years on a shelf. Collectors will note his hand stitched pocket square, which is the same felt as his tail. We believe he is undervalued and expect him to outperform most things in the building, including the Chairman.

A desk without a toy is a desk without ambition. This season, Mouse & Mogul offers a curated range of executive desk toys, chosen for their ability to look serious while being knocked across a surface.

Our bestseller, the Newton’s Cradle with Mice, features five brass balls and four small mice, with a fifth mouse who has gone on strike. At 84.50 dollars it is an investment in your focus, and in your ability to ignore a phone call. Buy it. Bat it. Repeat. The clicking will relax you as it annoys everyone else.